News Reporter

I wish i can become a news reporter..

to tell you how is the weather for today?
to advice you carefull while driving..

to tell you how dangerous if you driving at night?
to advice you get somebody to fetch you.. (even is your insect.. @@)

to tell you how to take care of yourself?
to advice you not to eat too many fried & spicy food..

to tell you how to prevent a healthy life?
to advice you drink more water..

to tell you what kind of new technic use from robber?
to advice you get somebody to accompany when you are out..

to tell you what is your horoscope report for today?
to advice you how to handle every task you are doing..

to tell you what if you don't have full every of your single meal?
to remind you every single day for your meal..

to tell you how if you forgot about your praying day?
to remind you every single Monday & Thursday before 7pm..

to tell you how if you couldn't wake up on time?
to called you every single morning to wake you up..

to tell you how if you forgot to switch off fan & light every night?
to remind you every single night to do all these..

to tell you how if you lazy to wash your clothes?
to advice you every 2 days to clean it up.. (I don't mind to do for you..)

to tell you how if you spend all your money & never save it?
to advice you frequently save for your future.. (I can save it for you too..)

to tell you how if your life insurance & car insurance due?
to called you for reminder before the due date.

to tell you what if you feel sad & got bully from people?
to advice you look for a good listner.. (ex: ME!!)

Can a news reporter do all these?
If can, I wish i could do all these for you..